R u Have a Yahoo Messenger? PART 2

Can We R to be Friends?

I dug into my social network inbox again.. and found some more messages that gave me some laughs just like the ones in my first post.

Message:

Hey, hello beautiful I want you to identify names adil from Morocco 21 years is it possible ?

(congratulations! name identified successfully!)

Message:

hi how are you when i’m open ur page i feel by some thing in my self said to me why you need speak to her i cant answer but i know why ? coz ur the sun u are part from the sky hun let me speak to u alot plz add me and send to me ur email that my email at
back to you

(close my page. no need email. problem solved)

Message:

ok i spek engels???Possible to be introduced.
I am Osama from Egypt 47 years. I hope so.

( engels impossible, no hope.)

Message:

Hello like to be briefed on the company Total images I love Egyptian relations,

peace and love the sport and Li Asacae of all the world and Raju from friends that you like

(What????)

Message:

Helo,
I am work typist in the Ministry of Water Resources and Irrigation
I am divorced after 6 months meriage
Not reach search for good woman give me happy life and big love
Because I my choosing is wrong for my first wife

(just keep on typing…. 4get about everything)

Message:

hi alles goed?? i like friend with you………. allso i want relationship with you…..

what do u say ?? are you want contact with me?????

(what the hell…. no!)

Message:

u can make guys are dumb with ur beautyyyy :: ) really you are very hot , sexy and nice

(no doubt about it…..i made u dumb, didnt i?)

Message:

wow…..so perfect! well am just passing so i decided to holla at you cos i belive in change, i really have something special for you, plz holla back.

(holla! andale..andale..amigo…amigo..andale!)

Message:

I am 35 male from India, i was looked at your profile. If You allow
I like be friends with you
I can assure, no fake picture or identity from my side.
Hope you will respond even if your answer is no.

(no)

Message:

hello beautiful.. you look wonderfull.. have u maybe messenger? msn? yahoo? skype?

(yes)

Message:

Hi Hope,
we become friends
My name is Aman…38 years.
Search for true friend
Hope we become friends forever
Hope u agree and talk with me
Hope I know u more
Can i chat u in yahoo?

(no u can’t chat me in yahoo, coz my name is not Hope)

Message:

hi u are a very very beautful women can i know u moor? im 30 and im single
maybe we can meat?

(sorry, i’m vegetarian)

Message:

hello,
Wright profile in the beautiful photos I hope we meet near the time and be friends forever
Greetings to you Siad

(wright profile…. in the beautiful photos….let me think…..i think
…………..i’m getting a headache.)

Message:

hi dear, i like you very much. can we r to be friends?
it will make a happy. dis is my msn id… i wait u.

(don’t wait me.. i go…i buy aspirin….)