Better than Saying “I Love You”

Johnny woke up at with a huge hangover.

He forced himself to open his eyes and the first thing he saw were two tablets
of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him… all cleaned and pressed.

Johnny looked around the room and noticed that it was in a perfect order,
spotless and clean. So was  the rest of the house.

He took the aspirins and under it was a note  obviously from his wife.

It said:

Scratching his head, he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was
hot breakfast waiting for him and the morning newspaper.

His son was at the dining table eating a bowl of cereals with milk.

Johnny asked him, ” What happened last night?”

His son said, “Well, you came home after 3 a.m. drunk and delirious.
You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway  and
gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”

Confused, Johnny asked,
“So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replied,

“Oh that!…. well…. Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she
tried to take your pants off…. you said:

“Hey lady, leave me alone, I’m married!”

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