Internet Junkie… the Symptoms

These are the signs that you are suffering from the most dangerous and

widespread addiction ever to hit the history of mankind.

1. You want to make coffee  and find the coffee-maker machine is  turned off.

So you ask your roommate, “Why is the coffee-maker offline?”

2. You are thinking you need to  “upload” the clothes on the washing machine before you go to work …. so you can  “download” them when you’re back and  “upload” them to the dryer.

3. You schedule the “defragmentation” of  your clothes closet  for the weekend .

4. You tell your roommate its his turn to clean and  “scan” the refrigerator for any  item that has  ”expired its  session“ and throw it in the “recycle bin”.

5. Your roommate asks why are you kicking the  10-year old vacuum cleaner and you answer,  ”This stupid thing won’t  reboot!”

6. You are thinking you need a total kitchen “upgrade” and the “Beta” version of your classic bathroom.

7. You look at the mirror and make faces to see if you can mimic your favorite emoticons.



8. You put up a sign on your bedroom door that says: ” Sleep mode in progress… please wait.”
 
9. When a new friend who asks to use your bathroom holler, “Which  is the light switch for the toilet?” You holler back, “Right click on the left button!”
 
10. You think your normal regular life is interfering with your online living  and you must certainly do something about it.
 
11. You resign from work so you can think, breathe and live internet.

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