The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes
A pretty blonde wife one day decided that shes’ sick and tired of all these blonde jokes about all blondes being stupid. So, she planned to show her husband that she is not only pretty but also smart.
The next day, right after her husband left for work, she embarked on a project of painting a couple of rooms in the house.
Her husband then came home later in the afternoon and smelled the distinctive odor of paint. He walked into the living room and saw the half painted walls and all the mess around and found his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He noticed that she was wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time.
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She replied, “yes”, with one eye opened and a half smile.
He then asked her what she was doing.
She replied that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asked her why she had a parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was just following the instructions on the paint can.
Her husband, baffled… took the empty can of paint and read the directions at the back of the can.
It said: “For best results, put on two coats”.
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