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What is the Funniest Thing You’ve Ever Heard

mizdi — Sun, 30 May 2010 23:30:40 +0000

Yahoo! Answers

You gotta luv this guy Anton and Sunshjne Gurl, too.

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Johnny B. Good

mizdi — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 07:26:56 +0000

That’s when she hit me…

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Funniest Blonde Joke

mizdi — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:58:12 +0000

The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes

A pretty blonde wife one day decided that shes’ sick and tired of all these blonde jokes about all blondes being stupid. So, she planned to show her husband that she is not only pretty but also smart.

The next day, right after her husband left for work, she embarked on a project of painting a couple of rooms in the house.

Her husband then came home later in the afternoon and smelled the distinctive odor of paint. He walked into the living room and saw the half painted walls and all the mess around and found his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He noticed that she was wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time.

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He went over and asked her if she’s okay.

She replied, “yes”, with one eye opened and a half smile.

He then asked her what she was doing.

She replied that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asked her why she had a parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was just following the instructions on the paint can.

Her husband, baffled… took the empty can of paint and read the directions at the back of the can.

It said: “For best results, put on two coats”.

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How to Paint your Easter Eggs

mizdi — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:25:48 +0000

Draw funny faces on your eggs…

My precious...

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By

Houston...we have a problem!..

There's no crying in baseball! There's no crying in baseball!!

You want to be worshipped? Go to India and say 'moo

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops...

He was from my village. He was the village idiot..

Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads.

I forgot my mantra...

(Ladies and Gentlemen), My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.

Soylent Green is people!....

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? OUCH!

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

That first line was taken from the movie Lord of the Rings: Two Towers. Can you guess what movies the rest of the captions came from??

Happy Easter!!

Avatar and Mr. Bean

mizdi — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 04:09:28 +0000

What if Mr. Bean Starred in “Avatar”?

I don’t know for sure… there are many possibilities.

1. It may resurrect Mr. Bean’s career.
2. The film would win the coveted “Clumsiest Movie” award.
3. The movie would crash instead at the box office.
4. Mr. Bean would be haunted by the Navi’s.
5. Rowan Atkinson would be hanged.

But I know for sure this one thing would happen…

mr. bean's avatar

What about you? What do you think would happen?

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